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1 year agoCalmly, while holding up the hatchet, say this:
“If you are still standing there in ten seconds, I will kill you.”
If they say or do anything other than run away, start counting down:
“Nine… Eight…”
Calmly, while holding up the hatchet, say this:
“If you are still standing there in ten seconds, I will kill you.”
If they say or do anything other than run away, start counting down:
“Nine… Eight…”
We are truly doomed as a species
The answer for me would involve milk and other dairy products, but not all humans have the evolutionary advantages I do in that area.