Sounds like a front man for Jones.

Meth factories increase production

“We are doing our part, boss!”

twitching and jaw grinding intensifies

They ate all the hay. Now they saber rattle to get more.

Next administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.

Now give them a thousand tomahawks and the location of every single Putin palace.

“It just HAS to work this time.” -Guy stuffing wads of cash into his pockets mutters.

Crank it up, baby!

Dude.

Go back on lithium.

As long as they want because there will always be stupid people who believe them.

Figures the guy who let AIDS run rampant in Indiana doesn’t care about RFK Jr’s stance on viruses.

Elmo can’t hide this shit.

Somebody tell Gaetz. That might be one way we get rid of him.

It would be glorious if on his last day, Biden mass pardons all undocumented immigrants just to throw a monkey wrench and a bucket of glue into the machine.

They are going to go after dispensaries.

I guarantee it. Stock up while you can if you can.

It literally says in the headline they won’t be paid…

Not So Fun fact:

Bird flu has killed 50% of the humans it’s infected so far, and that same idiot is going to be back in charge.

And this time, our soon to be Secretary of Health has part of his brain eaten away by a worm.

Next time ebola breaks out, I half expect him to eat a live bat on TV to prove it doesn’t exist and immediately become patient zero right here

Gen Z:

The memes, tho!! Lulz

One of Bolsonaro’s fan club members?

Until people start suing for the pension fund, nothing will change.

You take away the pigs retirement, and all hell will break loose.