Musk is on the trump mushroom dick train because he’s afraid he’s going to get indicted, and trump has already offered him a full pardon.

This makes too much sense to not be true.

Fuck me, I’d watch that.

Though Kong had a code of ethics and morals superior to trump.

We’re practically family now

It stopped during covid and never started back up

I’m pretty sure that’s SCA, not HEMA

This is the correct answer to the question the Guardian poses. I’ve lived among them and can 100% confirm this is how they think.

Elites is all about having a college degree and being “book smart” vs their “street smart” or “wise in the ways of man” sort of bullshit charlatans throughout history have used to make up for a lack of critical thinking skills.

I’m fairly certain it’s a paraphrasing from a well known comedian, someone like Norm or Danger field level.

He’s picking venues that will let him get away with not paying them. He has a history of doing that, and many venues are telling his campaign no unless they pay upfront. Which is not a phrase he’s ever been familiar with.

I lived in Austin for 10 years. I can confirm he’s both.

Best I can do is a former president and NY resident that will have you rooting for the FBI.

It’s unfortunately money well spent.

If they spend $1billion in the war against Ukraine to buy a few missiles or tanks, vs spending the same during a key election cycle period to reduce the chance that we’ll have a concerted congress that can deliver foreign aid to Ukraine in the tens/hundreds of billions long term, I’d say it’s worth the cash.

I mean, it’s already working. We’ve got dozens and dozens of politicians at the highest level, including Trump himself, completely and thoroughly compromised as Russian assets and ready to hand America and the rest of the world over on a platter to Putin, because they believe his lies.

Then use the remaining sharpie ink and try and redirect the hurricane to crash harmlessly into Mar-a-Lago

Don’t threaten these people with a good time.

The Sharpie? That seems like overkill.

OK. Where is he. I know he’s in this picture somewhere.

It’s likely an art project. Paper mache sort of thing.

If I had to guess.

Then the same rules apply, but for the people looking to arrest him.

Those idiots.

They spelled Febtober wrong.

I"ll chip in $1.

So that’s a full $3.50 for you Melina, any time you want it.

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