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43·2 days agoAnd it came out in 1933.
Something about history rhyming and all that.
51·2 days agoIt’s an acronym.
The S stands for “Scam”.
the rest stands for bullshit.
93·2 days agoYeah but they’re fighting over the inevitable ad revenue.
it’s spicy rocks all the way down.
13·3 days agoOk better idea, claim that his name is an integral part of the business identity and sue him for his own name, then make AJ a character, like Bozo the clown.
Fuuuuuck I hope they hire Jones to parody himself. The irony might actually kill him.
2·3 days agoWhat’s the point, the incoming commander is just going to sell those secrets anyway.
3·3 days agoThis statement has strong Bilbo " I like less than half of you as well as you deserve" energy
(No hate, it just struck me as funny)
41·3 days agoThe US is when you’ve dominated the map militarily, neuter the other civs instead of sacking them, and then spend the rest of the game uncontested getting the cultural victory for the lulz.
I’m convinced the answer is “Israel absolutely has nukes and will use them if we stop providing them conventional arms”
But the real answer is probably as mundane as “They are the core of US power projection and intelligence gathering in the middle east, and we really don’t want to lose that level of influence in the region”.
I’m no Jedi; I’m just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions.
- Kyle Katarn
He doesn’t become a Jedi until Luke trains him at the New Jedi Academy. Until that point, he’s “just” a force sensitive.
it’s almost like every vote matters.
Replace parrot with ChatGPT and it stops being funny and starts being relatable.
Had a director one who would start meetings with “Let’s get the worst news done first”.
On the occasion when there was no good news he’d say “Good news is we get to try again”
I miss that guy sometimes.
Historical fact: In the distant past, guys like this belonged to a Union, and the union told them how to vote.
The union was led by ruthless people whose power was entirely dependent on the support of the union.
The union leaders kept their people happy by negotiating better prices for their labor, and the happy people did what the leaders said. Their tribe was the union, and the tribe stuck together.
At some point the owner class realized it was easy to redefine what happiness meant for idiots: Lying. A lot. Tricking absolute idiots is easy, so they started whittling away at unions with promises of prosperity a union leader could never fulfil, until we get to today where unions and union membership is lower than it’s ever been.
And idiots like that still vote for who their handler tells them to, only their handler now has zero investment in keeping them happy. Lying to them is sufficient as long as the rest of the tribe reinforces the lies. The tribe is now everyone too stupid to not vote for Hitler, and the tribe sticks together.
3·4 days agoNo. Everyone who doesn’t have money for him to grab is fucked.
That’s just how cars handled in the(19)70’s. The handling made me laugh because it’s accurate!