Lawyers reading the ToS before the OK button was invented.

If anyone reading this feels suicidal, call 988 immediately. Or go to the website to chat.

Outside of North America, look up your country’s number here.

thinks back to how bad a time Nazi Germany had trying to invade Siberia

I think they need to learn this lesson the hard way.

Just like when George left the production team of the HBO series.

A little creepy how Zuckerberg now looks a bit like Cumberbatch as Sherlock from 15 years back.

(That Sherlock series is now 15 years old!)

South Carolina 🫡

GORDON FREEMAN “STOP KILLING GAMES!” WANTS YOU

!nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

You hold your sandwiches like this? Weirdo…

Save time and just list Humanity as a threat to everything.

She Baroque her neck.

Your sister was still being served cereal bought by her parents in her twenties?

She really gotta have her Pops. (jaws notes)

That’s where all the baby states are made.

I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app, Anon. How am I suppose to launch this game if I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app?

Apps that can’t stand on their own should be deleted, whether it’s nefarious or not.

Persona 5 requires some thought. Don’t play it tired.

I’ve see residential roads with frequent speed bumps. That caused a noticeable change.

What? No Magnum 44 marker?

Let me know when they name an aircraft carrier after him.

Unfortunately the water is no longer heated.

Doctor: “For reasons I cannot understand, I am losing him.”

Because absolutely no one was expecting the same layout with a bigger screen and more streamlined hardware that literally looks like the phrase “Switch 2”? They think the whole world was suppose to be shook.