not for long!

what’s the color like at 16?

why does it seem like every major news organization has just learned about the word “era”? are we in the era of new eras?

do we really even need to do a background check on gaetz to know that he’s a bad idea? i’m pretty sure they’d find even more skeletons if they background checked him, but there should already be more than enough information to know he’s a bad candidate.

check back again in a few days

this seems reasonable to me. how many pieces of rice are you guys trying to fry at a time? you really don’t need more than 30 to fill up a spoon.

the $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 from google should be rolling in any day now

ah okay thanks for explaining. sounds like it might have also been similar to the r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts thing.

6th recall this year so far

what was the story with that?

i think it sounds (unironically) like something from 1984, e.g. the “ministry of truth” (censorship department) or the “ministry of peace” (war department)

the leopards do not eat because they are hungry. they eat because they can.

i think the best-case scenario from all of this is that trump decides to continue supporting ukraine just to spite putin. i dont even want to think about what the worst-case scenario might be

it is a matter of weeks, possibly days, before musk makes a stupid joke about being “head of DOGE” and then photoshops his head onto the picture of the dog.

you have been warned.

not so much turning the government into a nuke, but more so developing a nuke that will obliterate what’s left of our government.

they might go down with the ship

that will be a fun new tourist attraction

i think that

I would strongly suggest that you consult with a competent criminal defense attorney before you take this course of action

is one of the few pieces of legal advice that you don’t need to be a lawyer to offer.

i think a lack of good public transportation might also be a problem here. if the only viable way to get around is with a car, then stakes of failing a driving test are much higher.

in my opinion, after establishing a very solid public transportation infrastructure, the next step should be to making it harder to get and maintain a driving license. force people to retake the test every 2 years, or every time they get any kind of traffic violation. and make the test harder to pass. the goal would be to make it annoying enough that most people would realize they don’t really need a car. and if people really do need a car, then they’d be much more incentivized to drive responsibly.

an even smarter and wiser person uses this opportunity to make a post on c/science_memes