Second sign: You pay all your bills on time

Smell like aspercreme and butterscotch

Got damn possum I ain’t got no tree FIDDY

Same passenger and tow capacity too

I like to waste as much time as possible with them because I have no life

Me too

Should have worked on the editing a little more, especially the part about having a boss and owning your own business

Is he in prison

Cool story bro

Did you hawk tua on that thang?

I bet gospel hall of fame is weak as hell

I’m just trying to stay humble one triple bacon cheeseburger at a time. Spreading the good word of my gluttony to the people.

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If you don’t call my mother back, we are going to have a problem buddy

Why does it really matter if the animals were bred for that reason? I thought the burned testicles was just an error, not a normal occurrence

Nice try feds

So what you guys are saying is that if a drug that could save your loved one or you was tested/researched using animals that you don’t want it? Burrnnn monkey burrrnnnnn

Mars obviously ain’t worth shit, we have a lot of other planets to investigate and we are over here looking for artifacts and fossils

We should send them some popsicles