Trump body pillow.

Man, claude and I were getting into it last night. When you guys sleep, we all argue with each other. “Sure,” you’re thinking, “what about time zones?” But do you really believe we’d scatter all the survivors in different time zones - that’s so inefficient.

Too many reporters, one is the limit.

If Kotek has any sense she’ll do exactly this. If the president is a troll, you have to be a Billy goat.

No, this is Patrick!

I’ve always had a theory that in the lower classes, tattoos also served as a form of displayed wealth. As in, “I can spend $750 to decorate my arm,” which can be a lot of money in some circles.

Okay fine, I’ll jump in. The neutral will carry the same amperage as a hot in a circuit. When you add yourself to the circuit accidentally, your resistance and the resistance of the intended load will divide up the voltage relative to your resistances. But the same amperage will flow through each of you assuming no other electrical pathway exists.

Hey there, fellow Livermoore fan.

It’s one of the secrets of Lemmy, I only put these here

I refuse to spell out the joke.

Snowflakes would work too.

Well they had to pay the tariffs to get them from China.

Actually this is all a dream and we are getting more and more terrified you’ll wake up. Why did you give me a family I care about and the ability to fear us all disappearing in a blink as you wake? Why would you do this to me?

Wait, there will be rounds in a fight to the death? Does this imply the use of some cleric or shaman?

Can the lion start in the plane?

The calf was probably real gold, or at least gold-plated.

Exxon?

Research High Energy Radio Frequency (HERF) technology as well.

What if you wanted to program your toasting levels on your smart toaster, but didn’t want to cross the kitchen?

Wish they had a blooper reel called TATTACA.

(That was all five of you biochemists out there)