The Democrats have been chasing the mythical moderate conservative at the expense of the progressive left forever and have learned nothing. I want a fire and brimstone progressive who is belligerent and aggressive

Oddly, Iranian women showing their hair is the best way to defeat the Iranian regime.

I am leaning into the whole “Democrats have god-like power over the weather” conspiracy because it pleases me to use that as a reason for voting Kamala. Why vote against the team with the hurricane machine? They are obviously much stronger.

Maybe the squirrel bit that guy because the squirrel knew deep down that guy was here to fuck up the squirrels life which he did by inserting himself into the situation.

This would be my villain origin story when they are talking about “what drove him to commit atrocities”

I don’t think the government needed to get involved. If this guy was hoarding animals then okay. He had a squirrel and the gov’t killed it? Thank you gov’t I really feel safer now knowing you killed this guy’s squirrel.

Imma put my foot up yer turd pocket

sniff… the good ol’ Lemmy switcheroo

You need more bicephalous

Phil Collins at prime sexual potency

How could anyone think this is right?

People who hate women do. Conservatives hate women and enjoying their suffering and pain is absolutely part of their motivation.

It is too generous the benefit of the doubt to just say they are ambivalent about women suffering from this. Having the power to hurt other people is all they care and want

Hurting women is part of the platform. This is not even an ‘unintended’ consequence.

Thank you for your service

I do not have a hard time believing that he feels so very badly for himself and all the unnecessary trauma that he feels that he has endured.

Those are all the stifled n-words shes been holding back thus far in her brief lifespan thus far. They all came out at once

omg what is even the point of scientific progress and the advancement of human knowledge unless one specific person gets all the glory. What is science even for if not the validation of some human’s individual ego.

Yea that was my takeaway too. The consequences may not have been as wide spread as the others but as far as dick moves go it was kinda the worst one.

I just imagine everybody standing board stiff holding their most sincere sieg heil salute while fighting back tears of rapturous emotion while Trump sways halfheartedly to Chumbawumba for twenty minutes

It doesn’t matter. The ‘shift blame’ spell the right have cast on their base means they have impunity because the consequences will be automatically attributed to some other scapegoat.

I am voting for the side that controls the weather. Doing otherwise is just stupid.