Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant

I don’t remember the brand or specs. I only remember that it ran MS-DOS and had an orange monochrome monitor.

Reminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee

We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.

He was already famous for inventing duotronics, and the M-5 debacle was probably classified or otherwise not common knowledge.

Wouldn’t it be states 51-60?

Left4Dead2 (also L4D1)

Some have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it’s just a matter of time.

You could write to Microsoft and they would mail you a CD with SP2 on it for free.

Mine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.

You fart continuously while using it.

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

They make me laugh even when I’m sad.

The hands are too big.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Amazon .com denied a report on Tuesday that it planned to disclose the cost that U.S. tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump were adding to its products, after the White House blasted the initial story.

https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/white-house-amazon-tariff-price-announcement-is-hostile-2025-04-29/

Mike Duncan’s The History of Rome and Revolutions podcasts (particularly the French Revolution series).

If forward time travel counts, then yes by a large margin.