This digression is ethically questionable. I say we just burn ‘em on the same heap.

I gave up on holidays when they started celebrating them when most convenient for capitalism. If you can’t celebrate Saint Paddy’s on a Tuesday go fuck yourselves, you don’t get a Saint Paddy’s.

Why is water wet?

Ok, I’m hard, now what?

They need to stop hitting themselves in the face with the ugly stick. Holy shit.

Suck my Schwartz.

Vuvuzela