I still use this one sometimes, it’s pretty evergreen on the internet

I hope the stupid koala/sunfish/panda copypastas burn with reddit. It was kind of funny at first, but then it started actually convincing people that a bunch of species legitimately deserve to go extinct for… taking up an ecological niche?

Reminds me of how people used to laugh about blobfish. Then they realized that the deep sea fish - adapted to incredible pressure - doesn’t take rapid decompression well.

Circlejerking is incredibly fucking stupid, but I eat up stupid humour like candy so I personally support it. As long as serious/discussion spaces don’t get contaminated, ofc

Wide-eyed black cats are my fave, she is lovely 💞

Does he want my SSN, bank card number, and mother’s maiden name whilst he’s at it?

All the people who could understand the fediverse probs already jumped ship to mastodon