I went to religious school. Graduated thirty four years ago. That list would be mighty long.
The list: Everything we taught you.
I went to religious school. Graduated thirty four years ago. That list would be mighty long.
The list: Everything we taught you.
Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.
Some how you’ve made that cringy af.
When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.
She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.
Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.
That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.
You say no to that cute little face!
Yeah, I can fully understand thinking gods angry with me for something I was doing if I saw that shit.
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
The first ones just a British family on holiday.
They didn’t pay enough to prove they’re smart enough to change the system I take advantage of and will do everything in my power to stop people from destroying it because I need to get rich!
If you’re a athletic type person, then could call you " Jerry Active"
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
I’ve tried, they’re too busy tho…
I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.
Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!
That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.
If you out the CD in the microwave for 15 seconds you can shrink it down to the size of a SD card, the SD card slot will read it.