Real men telnet to the web server and manually type GET commands and read the raw HTML.

Well yeah, math doesn’t exist, we made it all up to describe WTF is happening around us.

Where you don’t want to wake up

Everything is fucked

Everybody sucks

We don’t want to work to make someone else rich. That doesn’t mean we don’t want to work. I’m commenting right now using an OS that’s developed by thousands who worked on it for free.

Make the work meaningful and fulfilling, and you most likely wont even have to pay someone to do it.

For example, I love to tinker with and repair electronics. I’d probably be more than happy to diagnose a broken Xbox or TV for you once in a while, because I love doing it.

This would be funny to my redneck-ass boomer dad. I’m not sure you’ll get many laughs out of this in here.

“Electronic music is too repetitive.”

“Naww man, just listen to this!”

Chiptunes music plays as keygen opens with three more command prompt windows.

I gave up and started using Banana Pi stuff.

I got a family that likes to leave the damn light switches all on at night, I’m no longer going around and shutting them all off when everyone is in bed. Also, they are tied to my alarm, when I disarm the alarm or it goes off, they all come on.

But I’m doing all this through Home Assistant, a local open source automation server, not any of this cloud bullshit.

So…when can we start posting “resistance is futile”-type jokes?