“Draw me like one of your French girls, you piece of shit.”
The safe word is “iceberg”.
“Draw me like one of your French girls, you piece of shit.”
The safe word is “iceberg”.
Happened a few times in China “hey this is your delivery man. Sorry, I clicked the button to reach my quota but I’m still on my way. I’ll be here in a few minutes though, don’t freak out ok?” Never would dream of complaining, they are so good.
Some people have no life outside of work. When you live in a country where you need several jobs to make rent and afford food, I’m guessing this is the standard.
Edit: gee, I guess I hit a nerve? For the record I’m from the country where working hard is illegal, as the joke goes. And very badly that we have antiallergique laws to protect our rights to have a life outside of work. And even here we have to fight tooth and nails to get WFH :/
“Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?” pause “Is it plugged in?” pause “You’re welcome”
For most devs, it’s a Jenga tower. Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.
Which is fine since there is no such thing as Twitter anymore.
As in “being between the Carribean and Sicilia”? :,D
For some reason it reminds me of When Sysadmins Ruled The Earth, a short story about sysadmins dealing with the apocalypse.
I’m glad it’s only the football streaming sites, but I don’t much like that companies get this kind of legal power.
I wish I could do that for Band Maid. I really want them to get my money. Not some fucking glorified delivery company.
I remember playing Wildlands and loving it so much I actually bought the game full price. Sometimes you gotta vote with your wallet.
Oh you’re from Donegal, are ye?
My entire career is based on “yeah but you’re good with computers and programming!” I just wanted to do fine arts and paint for fuck sake. And I could have made a career out of it, as history as since shown! Ah well. Maybe my kids will fare better, we’ll see.
One of my colleague is leader of the team managing our internal software systems, but also a potato farmer. Somehow.
I hope you proudly display their emblem as a kill trophy in your new car. As tradition demands.
That almost sounds like real life Donegal Rally weekend!
Cold war with a guy who can’t control his emotions and goes online to let the world know about it no matter the time of the day…
Do you know how many times I’ve heard about your president tweeting this or that, in the last four years? Never. Not a single time. What a blessing that was.
Oh I agree! It was so annoying.
You could say he made Germany great again. For a while anyway.
Jupiter’s Legacy. Good call!