I actually would tell my current boyfriend I was an assassin, but that’s an n = 1 situation.

Both are equally in the realm of “rich” when compared to people living paycheck to paycheck.

Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

I do drugs about it but I’m not a perfect role model.

At least they’re prescription so there’s an air of legitimacy.

I’ve been really wrestling with my own anti-violence and the now-obvious fact that violence gets results.

as we just elected them

That’s because the system is rigged. We can only ever choose between one rich person and another.

I love Spy x Family.

That said, I’m not sure if Spy x Family is a healthy family dynamic which demonstrates setting clear boundaries, or if that much lying is actually a good thing.

I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

It’s the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!

Speak for yourself!

…I haven’t read the book yet.

Appreciate it but your comment got auto corrected on two instances of “causal” to “casual” by commie.

I do want to warn you it hits hard. The album hits hard and the visuals really twist the knife.

Can’t say that on .world. They’re gonna getcha.

The last time my boyfriend heard “colder than a witch’s tit” he reached over and touched my boob ans said, “Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement.”

I’m probably gonna marry him.

My brain provided, unbidden, “What’s in your pants?”

“A library card!”

It’s stage diving, and then “stage surfing.”

I want to open it overseas! Export some actual American culture.

I also want to have special football nights where we put the game on and do snack food appetizers. Pigs in a blanket, a couple crackpots of little smokies, chips and dip. There’s a big sign out front that says when we offer tea we mean southern style sweet tea, so please ask for unsweetened if that’s what you want!

So many ways this could be done right.

This just solved it for me. That is exactly it. I’ve been angry at stairs my whole life and now I realize it’s because I go up them as fast as I walk- which is considerably faster than most people I know.

Moissanite is the absolute best.

Downright folksy.