That’s your own fault for not owning a Citroën!
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Between the 2CV, which was designed to transport a basket of eggs across a plowed field without breaking them, and the hydropneumatic suspension used in later cars, the French car company Citroën is pretty famous for its suspension designs.
That reminds me that I’ve always been mystified why thermostats require a battery when they’re wired to a furnace anyway.