Use the acronym: BOSS

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?

We were promised jetpacks.

WHERE’S MY JETPACK?

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Thank you for transcribing the lyrics, because I couldn’t understand them in the first 30 seconds and I wasn’t willing to continue listening after that.

The message is good, the instrumentalists are proficient, but the vocals are painful. It was less “Rage Against The Machine” and more “Tantrum Against The Melody”.

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Maximum Derek.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Nationalist-christians, or “Nat-Cs” for short.

It’s plateaus all the way down.

The text of the comment that the link points to is:

“A reminder that Garland was endorsed by the Federalist Society, which is why Obama thought he would be a safe pick for SCOTUS.”

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

I regret that I have but one job to quit.