Give it time, we started emitting radio 80 years ago. When aliens look our way, they probably still see the dinosaurs or something.

Vertical over the toilet lid.

I still use mine. The things are built to last.

Salt and vinegar my guy.

We used to pay a one time fee for software and we paid for big updates. I miss those days

Harlan Crow is such a comic book vilain name too. Maybe it makes me think of the Harlans in altered carbon.

It’s good press for his crowd.

If you have a problem and call the police about it. You now have two problems.

I’ve seen it lot of times. You a reddit refugee? I’ve seen it used against straight up libs like Democrats.

These days tankie is used to describe anyone left of Hitler depending on your agenda. The term is meaningless. I reserve judgment because I don’t know what you did there.

Yeah, the cintrols were a red herring. It didn’t cause the sub to implode.

Here I’d say fuck the Poutine one.

It did make up for the godforsaken poutine MRE.

We’re already on fire everywhere in Canada and it’s not even wildfire season yet. If all the tempofrost melts what will be left will be barren lands wholly unsuitable for agriculture.

It’s a policy level choice what’s happened in that movie like selling the FDA to Brawndo or completely failing to provide education to all of the kids that guy had in the intro.

We are massively more resilient than cockroaches, everything we’ve thrown at us we’ve survived. 50,000 years ago it is hypothesized that due to catastrophies we can’t even possibly begin to emulate, like supervolcanoes and ice ages, the entire human population was reduced to around 10,000 breeding individuals. Yet 50,000 years later here we are.

The only upside is that if things get bad enough, the survivors won’t be able to achieve our excesses again because we’ve already exhausted all the irreplaceable easily accessible deposits of fossil fuels and minerals.

I’ve checked out. I’ve been voting and advocating for Green and progressive polities for as long as I could, but here we are. I’ll do my best to noy shitty up the place too much while I exit, but after I’m gone, I’m gone.

People riot against simple 15 minute cities already. I’m not that optimisticfor that level of forwards planning.

https://youtu.be/iKC21wDarBo

Here’s the Onion’s news broadcast for the year 2137. I expect it will be considered more and more prescient as we go.

You can always count on situation’s capacity to just become worse.