What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?

I am so excited!!! I am so excited to show up in uniform, eat some hasperat, drink some bloodwine and see the D! Got myself a PIC season 3 uniform just for this.

Look Starbucks owes Peet’s everything. That company started off buying from Peet’s.

If you are gonna rope us Trekkies into this, I’ll just ask if they want a salt tablet first. Then set my phaser to kill.

It’s a Bay Area company. They aren’t all over the U.S. According to a map on their website there are 286. Approximately 47.5% are located in the Bay Area.

Well they have been caught multiple times buying from slave labor farms in Brazil, buying from a farm with child labor in Guatemala and possibly contributing to the decline of commodity prices in 2019 (which was under a $1).

Does he know what a recession is? Genuinely asking. That would help understand this response.

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Well it was already pretty bad when the U.S. flag became a co-opted symbol for hate.

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

I thought these were cigarettes at first glance.

Idiocracy 2, where the dumbest priest ever is sent into the future to save Catholicism.

By that logic they saw a god. But I’d ask if they need a starship first. Then that would confirm if they were a god.

No, and that is based on the novel Spaceman of Bohemia by Jaroslav Kalfar which people thought was a rip off of Project Haily Mary by Andy Weir (which I read and loved). When the trailer for Spaceman was released, Weir had to go on social media and tell fans Spaceman of Bohemia was published before his novel.

EDIT: I did not read Spaceman of Bohemia.

Or worse, you meet the super intelligent giant spider your human ancestor left behind, and you accidentally start a war with them because no one realizes the computer on the ancient satellite is made to behave like the project founder is trying to make first contact.

EDIT: If you haven’t figured it out, I’m describing the novel Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky.

But that isn’t a Meta company.

And there is a big chance those of us clearly not on there can’t see them post about that denial.

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Did humans inadvertently body shame a spider?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the person hired to fire themselves.