If I’m not wrong:

Netflix: skip intro has a keyboard shortcut “s”

YouTube: skip ad does not have keyboard shortcut

What were the four bullfighters shouting in unison?

Siete

(Cuatro Sinko Says Siete)

Oh won’t you please take me 127.0.0.1

pardon his spelling… he was hiphotized!

I thought about vim tutor when OP mentioned tutorial

Also, it’s much much easier to get started on nvim these days… check out kickstart nvim by Tee J Dvries

No kidding, git clone and you are good to go

“Shoot for the waste basket, if you miss you might land on the stars”

There I fixed it for you

Weird. So if I wanted to upvote I should click the down arrow?

Anything you say my friend…

When you get old and lose sense of hearing… guess who will still be enjoying music

OP may be meme-ing but this old man will have the last laugh

Both consumer and corporate were greedy

the full saying is 看三小/看啥小

literally “see what semen?”

meaning more like “the f*** you looking at?”

E.g. https://youtu.be/x3bDhtuC5yk&t=241s

Sounds like a Michael Scott way of saying “I was the one who wrote the code”

Dude actually wrote a proper, coherent letter in Chinese… if I am the teacher he is getting full marks for sure

I live poorly here.

Working conditions are not good, welfare is lacking.

But do not worry, there are only 10 serious incidents at work everyday, and I am very careful.

We opened a small stall, business is not bad.

Although I do not know English well, I can roughly understand what the white men are saying.

Hope to make a living and succeed! I will work hard here and take care of my body.

How are you guys doing?

I miss you guys a lot and hope to meet again.