Languages I can speak: Hungarian, Lisp, Broken Engrish
Drawn Together showed us 15 years ago how you can write a good joke from this:
I checked the websites of the recent presidencies, wikipedia has a nice list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidency_of_the_Council_of_the_European_Union#List_of_rotations
All of them has a detailed program and a custom logo, some of them just highlight the core points from the program, some of them has slogans, all of the slogans are just big meaningless words:
London vs City of London
This is EP and local government election, parliamentary elections will be in 2026. Orbán is expected to get 40-50% today. On a parliamentary election that could still result in a supermajority, or close to it. Orbán wil be ousted by colesterol, not by election.
There is a man vs horse marathon since 1980, 35 kms/22 miles on rough terrain. There were 42 races, 4 times a human won: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon
Good bot
Are you really a bot?
They wear out if you write data on them, reading doesnt matter. if you just need them for install, you just write once and you can install the same arch on millions of computers
Video is on Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/you-cut-20201007-223125720
The Hungarian word for turtles (both land and sea one) translates to “frog with a bathtub”
Ass-man of Szeged, in Hungarian ‘Szegedi Picsaember’. He wears very-very tight jean shorts. Even during winter.
Here is an article about him: https://444.hu/2013/05/03/holgyeink-es-uraink-a-szegedi-picsaember
One of the writers is not native English speaker, maybe she chose the word? Here where I live we use the word pejoratively for circlejerk gatherings like this one, maybe it’s also common in other parts of Europe.
Statistically that means more adult were killed compared to the general demographic distribution of Gaza. Around 56% of people in Gaza are younger than 18.
Age structure (2018 estimate) from wiki:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_State_of_Palestine
I’m a big fan of most of the teachings of RMS, but his views on sexuality are a bit questionable. Parrots are ok though
The parrot story from 2010:
A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked on the hand by his soft belly feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act; should I go to prison for it?
Its url is also very nice: https://stallman.org/articles/extreme.html
On the source it says this data is reported by countries, it’s not some central calculation. Maybe they expected data from the grey countries but didn’t get it? There is data from Serbia and Montenegro, and they are not part of the EU, nor candidates.
Eurostat is not only for EU countries, it has a lot of agreements with other European countries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurostat#Geographical_scope
Ah, so not fun drugs but classic drugs you buy in buildings. I hoped this is about extasy and cocain. Conservative politicians like that usually
How Trudeau creates drugs? Canadian Breaking Bad?
Why does he want more drugs? What is the point of the tweet, or is it how conservative shitposting looks like?
This map is outdated, since latest election slovakia is also russian friendly/influenced: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fico's_Fourth_Cabinet
Manjaro should have its own even lower tier