Praise be to the glorious adblockers this day and all days. Amen

Pretty sure that Dimetrodon has a mustache so it must have been a very silly time in paleontology.

I know they’re not dinosaurs, but I like pterosaurs a lot. Their wings look cool and I bet a flock of them in the sky would be a crazy sight!

Magna tiles are still in! My kids love them.

That dude who punched a Nazi in Seattle is fine I’m pretty sure. Punching Nazis is cool

They’re just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.

Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.

Would

No need to be so dramaetic about it.

I poop in cleaner water than people used to drink. I still have teeth because a dentist filled my cavities. I’m typing this comment on a device that can show me nearly anything I want.

We’ve got it really, really good. It could also be better and more just.

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

Monitoring and fostering a child’s emotions and development via play is mentally taxing. Playing Legos, although fun, isn’t exactly downtime.

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.

Criminality underrated game.

Defensive scowling has helped save my life against gigantic SUVs on more than one occasion. Did you know that road monsters cannot legally pulp you without your consent?

Ahhh yes a classic from an earlier time.

Marijuana baby, that sweet sweet leaf.

It’s about time!

Hell yeah murder chicken packs have to be scary!