Because there’s some tortoise torturing dickhead narrating a fake story about me

Gotta call a toe truck

The ratio of commenter/poster to lurker is always pretty lopsided. I also never read user names.

This is just the house from Big City Greens

This is cool! What made you start developing this?

“I’m not wearing hockey pants”

shits into his big bat diaper™

Just have a nuclear reactor to run the LLM on the robot and you’re all set

“(don’t overthink the meme template)”

Too late, I am angy

I wish they’d nationalize stuff like YouTube, and online data storage, etc

Killing time implies you have time to kill. Goofing off implies avoiding work you need to do.

If someone is using municipal water in their meth lab, the whole city block shouldn’t have their water shut off

Insulting to Kathy

He will die alone

God bless Douglas Adams

Banner has CAKE. His ass was the real hulk all along

Electric Boogaloo

Thank you, the website was taking forever

This is correct. The Bible talks about giant people all the time. In creationism conventions they’ll talk about all the evidence for giant people all the time (Beware).

This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.

It’s a win-win. Those batteries are thousands of bucks.

It fully fucking misses the point, we should own the power we produce from our own fucking homes.