America build the suburbs as a big fake playground where you can walk your dog.

No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.

Doesn’t sound icky. I would assume they used it for science. I’m surprised they burn them.

Once the economy collapses, they just hoard slaves and servants and pay them with scraps.

Youtube hooks me with really interesting shorts and within a couple shorts it always derails to the worst brain melting garbage. I really don’t get it.

One thing this comic misses and is silly is that billionaires would die without the working/slave class and they know it. They need someone to produce their food, their luxury goods, nd maintain the machines. They don’t have that in space or mars. If the atmosphere becomes literally poisonous they will probably build a dome around their mansions.

That’s why you’re still a virgin.

Orange shirt is helping him out. That’s a solid friend there.

Maybe that’s exactly what the dust was.

DB: the train is late 5 minutes. Actually 20. Actually 45. Actually 97. Actually the train was just cancelled 1 hour ago for no reason, but we were too afraid to tell you because you might get mad 👉🏻👈🏻

I’m still confused why someone would use floss on their fingers and how…?

Animals are really smart. Racoon would never make a dumb post like this one, for instance.

I don’t know why, but the phone compass is always so shit.

This skeleton looks an awful lot like Brook from One Piece

I’m very constipated right now and on a cruise so this gave me a good chuckle of relief. Thank you.

What if the amount of dick dust is what determines whether you’re into dick?

Oh lord. That’s disturbing.

I mean, not exactly. It’s been a great way to boost the natural gas industry from which most hydrogen comes from, by pretending to be green energy.

Are you saying he created the monster out of nowhere? There was no prior art? No testing on animals first? He just went all-in with a humanoid monster?

Yup, I know. I wish you the best of luck.