aging population

Must be the German equivalent of “nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE”

Anyone still on Shitter is just asking for whatever they get at this point.

“It’s not a lie, if you believe it.”

Definitely easier if you can plan it in advance.

What do you do if you have a horse that dies or has to be put down? You call your neighbor down the road who has an excavator and ask him to dig you a horse sized hole. Then you bury it. If you don’t, you won’t want to leave your house for at least a week.

Insurance Companies: “Climate related disasters are acts of God.”

Also Insurance Companies: “Welp, time for us to GTFO of places where ‘acts of God’ seem to be occuring with increasing frequency.”

Film Studios:

“We’ll recycle the same theme’s and franchises over and over until they’re completely worn out AND we’ll paywall the shit out of our media so everyone has to have 27 subscriptions to watch anything remotely interesting. Oh, and you’re going to like it because we said so.”

Also Film Studios:

“Wait, where are you going!? Why aren’t you giving us money??? Come back! You can’t not subscribe!”

Jellyfin has a built in DVR. It works with HD Homerun tuners.

If you’re a dude and you’ve never tried a prostate massage, you don’t know what you’re missing. Feels a little weird at first but then it feels really good.

Wrong!!!

Forgiving my dad. He was a terrible father but he’s a good grandpa. We made amends and I’m glad to have him in my life.

And boy are they hungry.

Chronic lead poisoning at an early age is a hell of a drug.

Definitely more common in suburban areas with more single family homes or places with larger apartments.

That said, having to drag all your laundry down to the laundromat or building laundry is very inconvenient and sucks up a lot of time. I don’t miss that at all.

God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.

To be fair, Windows has huge, maybe even unreasonable, demands placed on it for backward compatibility due to corps not wanting to dump their 30 year old legacy software. And to Microsoft’s credit, they actually manage to do that pretty well while maintaining a reasonably stable OS. Most of the time, anyway.

The increasing interest in using Windows as a conduit for ads and data collection is what they really chafes me and is the primary reason I’m slowly moving away from Windows.

Took me days to figure out what was going on, because it didn’t occur to me that the outside GFCI would be protecting my kitchen lights.

I hate that. Some genius was either too cheap or too lazy to wire it correctly and just tied it into an unrelated circuit.

Use a multimeter instead of a voltage detector. Those things are ok for a quick check but can be very unreliable.

Is it possbile that the light is on a three way switch and the other switch is off someplace else? Also, are you sure the light is on the same circuit as the outlets? Do you know where the light switch feed comes from?

“Veridian Dynamics. People Lie. Companies protect their interests. It’s different.”

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