ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7
After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎
#IBSlife
3·2 天前Ah I would’ve thought the plural was Tuvices, but I like Tuvixen better!
Which is exactly what Eddington wanted!
Bread and butter
The war against terror
Like the war on crime
Is a war on anyone, anytime- Subhumans
2·3 天前Maybe you just don’t like leola root.
Ha well I also loved menthols. First Kools, then Marlboro Menthol.
Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacks 🍒🚬❤️🖤
2·7 天前This is amazing and accurate haha
Like Corey Feldman and Dan Levy had a deeply awkward baby
A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine.
4·9 天前Yeah I was a senior in high school and everyone was skipping class on opening day to see it. What a goddamn disappointment!
11·9 天前I’m so tired of your posts. Every single one is so formulaic. ‘I’m a single mom of a 13-year-old boy (yes I had him at 15), he sleeps in the same bed as me, should I tell him I’m dating someone, should I tell him I’m a stripper’… yadda yadda yadda. And sometimes you repost your past posts. To what end? I’m not sure what your deal is and why you insist on inappropriate interactions with your son, but it’s sick. I really hope this is a troll account because otherwise you have a seriously messed-up dynamic in which you treat your son more like a husband than your child, and I guarantee he will need counseling. If this is real you need to get your shit together. Jesus fucking christ.
He’s cute and he’s cuddly
I’ll bring a cauldron of snacks.
Lanternflies are so pretty! But there are so many of them again this year.