Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head
I need to go to bed
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head
I need to go to bed


Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?
Could watch a thousand times: Grease.


Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚


Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.
Sephora has a boatload of products. $60 isn’t unheard of for some things like skincare, but a $60 highlighter is likely to be a luxury brand like Dior, Westman Atelier, Guerlain, or Prada. And the difference between those and less expensive highlighters is that you’re paying for the brand name. For $30-40 you can get a mid-tier highlighter like Nars, ABH, or Rare Beauty that will still be beautiful and probably has more product per dollar than the luxury brand does.
For example: the ABH Glow Seeker highlighter is $40 for 11 grams which equals $3.64 per gram
And the Dior Forever Glow highlighter is $60 for 6 grams which equals $10 per gram
People can spend their money how they want but personally I’d never pay $60 for a highlighter.


Looks delicious! Can you share the recipe please?
It looks like she’s at the store trying the tester. $60 for a highlighter is legit insane though.
Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.
The purrnace
I’m glad you’re feeling better. Sandy is a queen as always. Barn cat!! 😻


Oh I love the part where his name rotates around


God forbid any geldings try to say hi to us. She has absolutely no patience for little boys
I wanna be Sandy when I grow up
(Feel better, Launches!)
That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain
So cute!