Laurel Raven

I thought they didn’t block political figures… Guess the muskrat just meant the figures he agrees with…

Well, you did just describe my experience with diet Pepsi pretty well…

Probably more because of how easy it is to drink than raw strength… It’s way easier to put away a bunch of 70 proof sweetened liqueur than the same amount of alcohol worth of 80+ proof hard liquor, very easy to not realize how much you’ve had until way too late

I’m pretty sure that’s regular Coke zero, unless they’ve changed the packaging again

But yeah, something about the artificial sweetener just doesn’t work with alcohol

I would love to have that level of optimism again… Here’s hoping it actually works out that way

And then Biff Tannen was elected US president

It’s the modern day book burning

Didn’t get a bingo!

Wait… Was I supposed to circle the ones I do relate to?! Dammit.

No one is above the law

Agreed… Maybe you should be telling your boss that…

Yes, but which new one should I use?

Nevermind, I’m sure they’ll both be plenty broken

I mean, I’m pretty sure he could get one quickly… He’s got plenty of money from all the bribes he’s been soliciting…

I never really used mine much, but it was solid and innovative…I should dig it back out and mess around with it again…

They didn’t say it was purposeful or not, just that it isn’t always misleading… Sometimes someone can have RBF and actually be exactly like they look

Agreed

All Kids Shuffled Off To Become Someone Else’s Problem

I’d be so tempted to tell him “cyber this, jackass” while flipping him off and walking out if I were there…

Yeah, Ma Bell breaking up into the Baby Bells is the only real example I can think of, and even they came back together later (though, by then, there was enough diversity in the market that they couldn’t reclaim the level of market dominance they once had)

That’s what I’ve heard… Getting real tired of people building great products only for corpos to find a way to make it terrible for an extra buck

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if it came out that he has special toilet paper printed with the Constitution’s text so he can literally wipe his ass with it

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