Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.
I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽
The hairstylist version of not paying.
Does it rhyme with “missing bolts”?
Don’t call me Regular.
Funny. Friends from the area (Bhartiy) describe it as “completely as authentic as British curries”. 🤷🏽
Yeah… It’s genuinely sad. 🤷🏽♂️😅
Bruh, there’s no brand whoring from me here. We’re all products. Simmer. Bruh.
Propaganda?
I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.
The irony of using Apple products, thinking “Private” means “private”.
Yeah, but is that how she prefers to burble “Daddy”?
That’s a no-tip clip.
Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽♂️
He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.
Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)
Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽♂️🔥