Well the defense was clearly not holding very long so…

Daz muot der vortrit sîn, von dem ime alle rede.

Thanks. I needed that.

gø for it! No one holds you bæck

“Dress for the job you want, not the one you have”

Maybe it’s a Germany thing because we have Ä and Ö too, but IKEA in Germany has products like “Bjørn”

inDEANd

They would call it “Værmis” to sound more Scandinavian even though swedish uses ä and ö

It’s ich_iel (ich im echten Leben, which is the literal translation of me in real life)

And no, this isn’t German. Too few vowels. It’s Czech or Slovak

Still better than Changnesia

Me when “small government” supporters don’t start by defunding the police

What if he wore pants?

Yes, I heard that in Australia, January is in summer so it makes sense that June is in winter

“Keep the change”

The old days when politicians didn’t deny their scandals…

Some guests have the stomach to hide their pets there

“I’m not crying, I’m of lobster descent.”
“I’m not sure if that makes it better.”

I’m not sure if this means that they are annoyed or if they use it as an indicator that there is something to do.

Identify theft is murder.
You wouldn’t download a car.

Newton would have a totally different biography if he didn’t happen to live in the one universe in which apples each and everything fall down and never up.