Can’t wait to see this post and comments screenshotted on hexbear 🍿

Manifest your dreams lol

Something something Ohio…

Let’s be honest, it’s likely also to be the first instrument you ever stuck in your own ass

Oh shit, never even thought about that! Thanks, mister!

Am I the only person being confused by the apparent mirroring of the last two frames? Good comic BTW, I spent way too long on X and decided that those guys are either infiltrated by mossad, or they’re actually that uninforned/unintelligent

Lol get rekt SC

Why would a smart person drink the bleach rather than just pouring some into the bottle?

Is it ironic that Asheville is the highest concentration of leftists in NC? “No!” I hear them say, “God washed them away for being gay!”

Wait, so you’re telling me that every time I swipe my VISA and smugly explain to the cashier that I’m a crypto bro, I’ve been the fool all along? Please excuse me while I begin to question everything in my life

Strange hill for them to die on… A quick search makes it obvious that CBDCs use cryptography

Probably because they’re sUcH a qUiRkY cOuPlE

The modern version would’ve mentioned Chat Gippity

Just looked it up and that’s about 11 smoots / second! That is pretty fast!

70 km/h sounds like a lot, is it a lot?

Another dimension, another dimension

Primary sources? We don’t do that here 🛻🛻🛻

That’ll teach you not to fuck with Andrew Bailey!

You’ll understand more as you age