Why the fuck is there a cyclist in the middle of no where at this time of night.

Probably a similar reason to why you were there.

Quote from their readme:

It’s explicitly free of any “DEI” or similar discriminatory policies.
Together we’ll make X great again!

I’ll pass.

No you don’t have anything to worry about.
None of the runes used by Nazis look like that.

This brings me back to my first startup job supporting a software that was used by several large corporations you’ll know.

Configuration and data entry was done by directly manipulating the prod database, with commands that were stored locally in text files, pre-written in the SQL Manager or created from Excel macros.

If you fucked up, you copied over the parts you had changed from the testing db, which doubled as the only backup.

If you started a transaction and forgot to commit or roll back, the application on the customer’s end would lock up.

The web frontend was based on hand-written html+css spaghetti code and Microsoft Silverlight.

Without any prior job experience or SQL knowledge, I got an account with domain admin rights and full write access to prod on my first day.

Only 2 people could work on the server at a time cause they didn’t want to pay for terminal server licenses.

Daimler oder Rohloff?

That’s the thing: They don’t believe the person you’re dating used to be a dude, they believe that person is still a dude.
Also, the person they’re dating is still a kid…

Ich bin letztes Jahr mehrere Monate lang mit Rucksack durch Südamerika gereist und hab mich nur zweimal unsicher gefühlt - Auf dem Weg zum Flughafen und vom Flughafen heim, als ich jeweils Samstag Abends in Frankfurt HBF umsteigen musste.

War mal auf einem Volksfest, das war der Endgegner: Die Schlange vor dem Frauenklo war so lang, dass die Frauen auch aufs Männerklo gegangen sind. Und das Männerklo war so voll, dass sie dann, wenn man am Pissoir stand, dichtgedrängt 10cm hinter einem standen - und dabei “lustige” Bemerkungen gemacht haben wenn’s bei einem Mann nicht lief.

Me, eating them after they’re done:
I forgot to put salt in

Leider schon oft erlebt, dass der Kontrolleur sofort ruppig wird, wenn jemand mit dunkler Haut ihm das Ticket nicht sofort entgegen streckt.

War das eigentlich früher™ auch schon einen Medienbericht wert, wenn die Polizei einem Jugendlichen das frisierte Moped abgenommen hat?

Over the last 12 months, global temparature was already at +1.51°C, so the 1.5°C Paris Agreement goals are now outdated and can be safely ignored.

Stanley Parable, the entire game is about making fun of the player.

Close by Heidelberg in Germany there is a village called Dilsberg, built within the walls of a medieval castle on top of a hill overlooking the Neckar River.

On 13/14 December there is a Christmas market where the residents open up the historic cellars under their houses to the public and sell spiced wine and handicrafts.
Probably not worth a long trip just for this since it’s rather small, but it’s right around the corner from Heidelberg, in one of the most beautiful regions of Germany IMO.

The tax payers don’t pay for this. It’s the royals’ property.
So the tax payers hundreds of years ago paid for it.

Ist übrigens dieselbe Krankheit.

Yes. In school we had a course where you programmed a virtual robot navigating through a maze.
The commands were simply “go forward”, “turn left”, etc.
Then they introduced basic programming principles one by one.
Simple loops, conditions, outputting messages, etc.
The following year, they switched us to programming in Pascal and it was basically the same thing, only now we had to learn some simple syntax.

It would be great if there was an alternative to them.
For people in trusting long-term relationships who want to have sex without a condom on.
So that the burden of birth control doesn’t default to the woman altering her hormonal balance.

Im Mittelalter hat dir dieser Dude die Klöten rasiert.

Und wenn er dich geschnitten hat, war der Aderlass auch gleich erledigt.

Keine Ahnung, wer 1000€ für ein Set ausgibt.

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