‘bone petite’ these people aren’t REAL

Guys forget that what’s inside their head is far more important

Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.

i’ve literally never seen ‘systemctrl’? it’s always ctl for the command-line utilities

was this meant to be reassuring ;-;

yet another yogurt

…oh. ok i’m never ordering ice in anything again

Elon Musk is a parody of himself

nope, it’s 17.5. and also 16.

I’m an idiot, the image was broken so I opened it in a new tab and was extremely confused as to why I was being ‘blocked’ even with a vpn active