midori

radio begins crackling

Is it still okay if he finishes near your couch?

I’m with dumbass ^

*6. Cry during the ten rounds of QA

BROUGHT TO YOU BY MONTANA RECREATIONS

They’ll knock you down a peg.

What a horrible day to have eyes.

goatse

This is a high-quality shit post.

Username checks out.

CRAWLING IN MY ASS

If there’s alt text, it’s customary and polite to include that text in the post.

I wonder if it was a pullout couch?

CALL TO JOHN

BEER GOOD

Hopefully he’ll be in prison for his actions.

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No I didn’t, Doug broke it!