"We have awarded Obama a second Nobel Peace Prize for outstanding achievements in the field of ‘giving Trump a fucking coronary upon learning Obama was awarded a second Nobel Peace prize’ "

Those shitty old tiger hand holds kind of worked like that.

Went a couple links deep in the article and nope, the standard kind of decapitated (no photos in the link, it’s just a previous AP article that gives more detail). Sounds like the poor kids shoulder got stuck and she straight up ripped his head off.

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Tbf, even if we stopped literally right now that doesn’t address what’s already there so even best case scenario would still be a little of column a, a little of column b.

Little Jimmy Loveseat has a nice ring to it.

Clearly we just use the hurricanes to put out the fires.

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*At first you think

Cruella is the devil

But after time has worn

Away the shock

You come to realize

You’ve seen her kind of eyes

Watching you from underneath A rock!

This vampire bat

This inhuman beast

She ought to be locked up

And never released

The world was such A wholesome place until

Cruella, Cruella Noem*

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

Honestly for Philly cheesesteak your best option might be to marinate some portobello mushrooms in olive oil, vegan worcestershire sauce, a bit of soy sauce, and garlic, then slice very thin and fry for the “steak”. Worcestershire and soy sauce together do an excellent job if you want to add a beefy flavor to something.

I miss stumbleupon. Was a great way to find random niche stuff like that back in the day.