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I read that as ship “bow” instead of clothing “bow” but it kind of works either way.

I want to be a mushroom.

Going to name my kid [NULL] so he has a fighting chance.

I’m. Tired. I wish I wasn’t.

Oh man. This speech. I needed this, thank you. It’s so poignant and perfect. Every time I stumble on it every couple of years I feel moved and hopeful.

Not Tim Cook, the inventor of the Cook apputer?

Ahh, there’s still good in the world.

“Can’t you pause it while we invade?”

“Ugh!! You can’t pause online games, duh!”

How you doing now?

And if you need to be told to treat women like people, maybe start with developing some friendships with no romantic interest or future. Social connections with no pressure will help.

I find that hard with online dating. Which is why I keep dating coworkers (and having that end up awkwardly).

“Ask me a fucking question” song is so real for women https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/Z83qa5e4yp

Why not put a title on it? If you really like the person, enjoy the partnership, it’s been a while, you want to be exclusive, you want to introduce them around? Whats the harm of a title if you’re both excited about what it’s becoming?

Ahh, cops were called for the traffic, not for rowdy kitchenware shoppers.

Such was the popularity of the two-day sale that Hampshire police were called to deal with the ensuing traffic chaos as social media videos showed hundreds of cars parked on the side of neighbouring roads around the business park.

How many recalls usually happen for new model vehicles?

Do you normally?

Took me a second.

Excellent. Also, I wonder if their cold weather affects people’s desire for cycling infrastructure in these areas.

What do you mean on purpose?