Hi Dimitri

America job is over, comrade

You are ordered return to Moscow

No need to keep up act any longer

Shrugs in blue Oregon

My kid went to school that day

I don’t think I’ll be buying any game consoles in the Handmaid’s Tale, guys. I’ll be making sure my family has food.

Oh you sweet summer child

Have you been paying attention to the recent election?

Go to HomeGoods. Get a cart. Walk through the whole store. Pick 1 item per aisle and put it in your cart. Buy the items and put them in your kitchen.

Basically, I’m seeing a lot of blank white. Not very charming.

The only thing Trump knows how to tackle is Ivanka.

Obama is no less black than Harris though.

Obama was the better speaker. I thought Biden implemented more changes though (per term).

COVID is not responsible for Trump’s win. The electorate is.

Than*

Thanks for the silver lining.

That sentiment is premature until he loses.

Why would you want to vote for a russian asset though?

If Harris wins Wisconsin, Michigan and flips Arizona, maybe.

MO’s not likely to swing the presidential election, but the eyes on them are essential nonetheless

Wtf is this title

So you’re either an absolute moron or a troll, got it, blocked.

What lie do you tell them?