Lag

Unless they bury you in those good boxes

prawn and charcoal

I get the feeling you think the tank is 98 years old.

I wish you well

If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.

Do you scheming when it’s cold, then nobody suspects you.

Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

That’s what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They’re trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it’s probably for the best if they quit.

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.

So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.

I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I’ve ever smelled.

As a true scientist, I’ve repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Reliving my life

You could try zen browser

Is that because the kid is 5?

Do you have to pay less when you order a footlong at Subway?

“…so I painted him a picture of ME…”

Unless they suddenly do a new song on the inauguration. Something like “Butt fucking the USA” or so

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.