Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you

Oh that’s fucked up then, rip

I always throught fediverse was a god awful name. Like it sounds like a website for FBI agents. “You guys see that thread on the fediverse?” Who came up with this name? It sucks!

Wow what a brave resistances to le evil drumpf, thank you Mr presidents!!! Sounds of deep throating ex presidential weiners

Can’t wait to catch giga measles from some disgusting slop hog of a parent, who caught it from their disgusting mole rat of a kid, who caught it at the disgusting cess pit of a school. I’m going to cut my head off on the razor wire fence

Isn’t that standard process when booking inmates

That’s nice can we get some protection for anything here on earth? Don’t give a fuck about some moon shit there’s no one there. Call me when they find dudes living on the moon, then I’ll fuckin care

Saying this hurts your argument dude like what kinda freak says that shit?

Lmaooo these dingos think Kim jong un will holler at them if they suck his e-weiner enough

Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

Real talk, how is stupid any less ableist than retard? Same meaning, same origin. It’s like telling people to stop calling black people n-words, call them coons instead. Pretty silly imo!

I’ve known a few people who’ve undergone pedogenesis, so far one’s in the state prison and the others are probably gonna be there within a decade

It’s windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse