This bullshit happened 5 years ago https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-joe-biden-tells-story-of-facing-down-razor-wielding-gang-leader-named-corn-pop/
This bullshit happened 5 years ago https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-joe-biden-tells-story-of-facing-down-razor-wielding-gang-leader-named-corn-pop/
Fucking soulless vultures. I’m sorry for your loss.
Expecting that the cheese can talk is lofty. I would probably be fine with mute cheese or even vegan cheese.
In America that’s barely even news
You wear underwear at home?
Is wine not proof of creationism? Pretty sure there was wine in the bible and I’ve definitely seen wine irl. Checkmate.
It could also be based on any random tall dude dying from getting hit in the face by a flying rock, rare medical condition or not.
Announcing their micropenises
Shortened from Canada geese
Abstinence is the only answer
In my case it means I’ve missed my 35 second window to fall asleep and have to start again from the beginning
Meme as performance art, love it
We could put two in front of each other and let them ping pong nonsense for all eternity.
My Cousin Vinnie, but backwards
Creep (your balls up your butt)
Tbf that’s a low bar these days
fuck the patriarchy for not believing in Tarot.
Lol what?
Thanks for sharing, I always really like your stuff.
My mistake, I didn’t mean to imply that he made it up.