Is Hank a leprechaun and the hunch secretly his stash of gold?

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

But there’s Cash Prizes!

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!

And free toilet paper

Goddamn it, that’s hideous. Imagine being late for an important appointment, you finally get to the building, run through the lobby to the elevator and then…