hi, teenager here, yeah it sucks ass and i lost a lot of friendships over simple petty shit that didn’t matter

they were sensitive and i guess i grew up a bit differently

it could also just be a fan of half life and they actually don’t know any better

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

i wasn’t really taught this as a kid but somehow i still hang on to that natural wonder of seemingly “normal” things like typography on a sign or the root systems of various types of trees.

never go away, innate curiosity

i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…

sshhh… it just works :)

cause shit just works, yknow?

guess i’m dead inside

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this is based?

HEEYYY YOOUU GUUUYYYYSSSS

(im a yall user)

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okay but i live on like the very edge, so… pseudo-midwest?

seconding this, can barely remember anything not life shatteringly important anymore

neat is the only word here that isn’t related to a state of matter or element pretty sure

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

this a fantastic unintended loop

spicepunk sounds like a kickass genre