I’m something of a bong soloist myself.

I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

People used to say “proven.” Like, it’s been proven. But now they say it’s been proved. When did this change?

Most LLMs support this. You just have to enable Jive mode.

You can leave it plugged in. Remember, this an absurd luxury!

Apple Vision Pro headset. It’s way too expensive but the quality is so damn amazing. I’m a VR developer so I appreciate its power.

But what is the word for “knowing what the user wants, blatantly ignoring it and imposing the companies will anyway”?

Enshittification

Neckbeard 360

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Reschedule? Is it not at 4:20 anymore?

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!

Roller skating.

Yeah I’m not in favor of constructive dismissal, but maybe these layoffs are justified….

It’s so good because the title spoils the ending, so you know it’s coming the whole time and it’s still devastating.

He was probably making some “furtive movements” just before the incident.

Yep, and just give them a quick flick at the end to shake off any remaining droplets. Then they’ll dry quickly.

Roller skating

Of course!

Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali