Admiral Patrick
I’m surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.
Ask me anything.
Special skills include: Knowing all the “na na na nah nah nah na” parts of the Three’s Company theme.
I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks
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Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Have you ever watched a movie or tv show on a mobile device, or otherwise a low-end/low-quality display? What is your current display + sound setup for watching content?English12·3 hours ago
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto News@lemmy.world•Riverside, CA No Kings protestor struck in felony hit and runEnglish162·13 hours agoAs always, All Cars are Bad /s
My solution to this is:
- Use a UI or app that badges or otherwise indicates new accounts (or accounts newer than 30 days or so)
- Refuse to interact with those accounts in the various “ask” communities. Maybe even throw it a downvote if it seems like it’s coming from the same person that keeps doing this.
- If no one engages with them, maybe they’ll knock this “hit it and quit it” bullshit off.
Sorry legit new accounts, but it’s these selfish assholes that are ruining things for you and everyone else.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL: There is a demon named "Leonard". He's a three-horned goat in charge of orgies.English11·2 days agoNo idea, sorry. This was just a random, amusing thing I learned today on QI that I verified / linked on Wikipedia.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto News@lemmy.world•Minnesota politician shot and killed, another injured in "targeted political violence"English22·2 days agoYeah, there’s just a lot happening right now. You’d think this would at least rise above the ego parade, but :shrug:.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto News@lemmy.world•Minnesota politician shot and killed, another injured in "targeted political violence"English79·2 days agoHow is this not bigger news?
- https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/speaker-emerita-melissa-hortman-husband-killed-rep-john-hoffman-and-wife-also-shot/
- https://abcnews.go.com/US/2-minnesota-lawmakers-shot-targeted-incident-officials/story?id=122840751
- https://www.axios.com/local/twin-cities/2025/06/14/minnesota-lawmakers-shot-targeted-attacks
- https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/leaked-trump-dhs-memo-warned-of-attacks-like-minnesota-shootings-just-months-ago/
- https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-lawmakers-shot-d7983e1e4f1a7573a487cab1a98cd172
- https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2025-06-14/minnesota-gov-tim-walz-former-house-speaker-melissa-hortman-and-husband-killed-in-politically-motivated-shooting
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You know what day it's gonna be?English5·4 days agoI’ve always had uncannily good luck on Friday the 13ths. I think I’m gonna start making wishes. 🤔
Me right now:
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•Meta Sues Nudify App That Keeps Advertising on InstagramEnglish27·4 days agoDude, it’s your platform, Meta.
I was gonna say…“just stop selling them the ad space”. Like, wtf?
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Lemmings with dumb phones, what do you miss most?English6·4 days agoNothing, really, though it took a good bit of detox to get to that point. I’m only using a pseudo dumb phone, though (it runs Android 11 in a flip phone form factor).
Last August, I did a 30 day challenge and used it like a true dumb phone. No email, no chat, just the same things a comparable KaiOS true dumb phone would do. That was…limiting but I quickly got used to it. After that, I decided to un-dumb it a bit and am still daily-driving it almost a year later.
The only apps it runs now:
- Thunderbird Mobile for email
- Aegis for TOTP
- Bank app (a necessary evil since I bank remotely and nearest branch is 50 miles away)
- Organic Maps
- SchildiChat (Matrix group chat)
- Meshtastic
- Fennec (though mostly only for looking up business phone numbers/addresses while I’m out)
So it’s not a true dumb phone now, but it’s pretty bare bones. I think even true dumb phones have mobile browsers (KaiOS is basically Firefox OS, afterall) as well as some kind of mapping, email, and even TOTP apps. All the rest of the “smart” stuff it does is just annoying enough that I don’t spend all day on it, but works well when I need it.
I don’t know if I could go to a Light Phone III since I need my bank app, but something like the Minimal Phone with its eink display and QWERTY keyboard is probably my upgrade path.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Terry Crews has made "A Thousand Miles" more famous than OP Vanessa CarltonEnglish4·10 days agoI’d have probably thought the same thing except a group of girls played/sang it during the high school talent show, so I already knew it was a real song.
FWIW, they did a kickass cover of it.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do so many people delete their posts?English4·10 days agoUnrelated to the thread, but love your username (took me a minute to get it)
Also, yeah, love the “good intentions until proven otherwise” attitude. Two years here have nearly beaten that out of me (despite me knowing better).
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do so many people delete their posts?English11·10 days agoI’m the dev of Tesseract.
New accounts have badges that show their age if they’re between 0 and 30 days old (among other tricks up my sleeve)
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Terry Crews has made "A Thousand Miles" more famous than OP Vanessa CarltonEnglish3·10 days agoLOL, please tell me there’s a “let’s play” of that
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgto News@lemmy.world•US measles cases nearing 30-year highEnglish5·10 days agoI…kinda actually do (long story), but I also have a lot of pet peeves lol.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgMto Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•If your first thought is what you're conditioned to think, maybe you can't access your "defining" thoughts when you're drunk.English161·10 days agoAs an old, professional drunk, I can anecdotally confirm this.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgMto Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•If your first thought is what you're conditioned to think, maybe you can't access your "defining" thoughts when you're drunk.English16·10 days ago(Me, drunk)
1st thought: I have to pee
2nd thought: I really have to pee.
3rd thought: I love you guys. Also, I have to pee.
I think I also recall some comments from somewhere from UK people saying Fahrenheit makes more sense for weather-related temperature.
But yeah, definitely human inconsistency lol.