Mate, £250? Pretty sure if you broke into some Gregg’s round here you’d get more than that lol
Mate, £250? Pretty sure if you broke into some Gregg’s round here you’d get more than that lol
Now there’s a whole town full of dog-eating-alligator-eating Australians in the Northern Territory. Terrifying stuff.
Honestly, I love this. I think it’s fun!
innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?
Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
I had a really sore throat last week, but it started to get much better by Thursday/Friday. I had plans on Friday and Saturday night, so went out. My throat is now as sore as it was last week again.
This thread made me think it was Wednesday only to excitedly look at the calendar and realise that no, the weekend is still three agonisingly long days away. Consider this a pre-Wednesday whinge. A Tuesday tantrum?
obviously fuck that Dave guy, but like… what’s the joke? That his sister has an onlyfans? That his sister has an onlyfans that costs more than a toilet? Am I being thick? Is the insinuation that Dave subscribes to his sister’s onlyfans? I do not get the comeback at all lol
I love it
Oh come on man, come over! It’ll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.
man if somebody went over my apartment with a UV light right now it would immediately blind the entire street
I just legitimately love it and I’m sorry about my awful taste
Man dressed as beans to appear beside the stretched ghost of a Victorian child; actual politicians nowhere to be found.