I second trying Mort first, Color of Magic was good but I loved Mort.

I know this is a shit post but I don’t get it.

Lube keeps the chair mice away.

It seems like you’re mad.

Are you getting mad?

It feels like you’re taking it personally, it reminds me of the meme, I posted the meme, it isn’t that complicated.

I am just trying to meme, not read a dictionary 😎

The “-cute” in electrocute implies that it killed you, unfortunately, you were probably still badly shocked.