When I bring my banana through the cashier lane they give me a dirty look. But when I ride one of the lawnmowers inside and try to mount a self check out, I get kicked out of the store. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Like sleeping with a lawn mower in the room. But I’d take that over being sticky and hot.

I got curious and did a stupid thing of checking on a certain sub. There must be 15 or so posts about this, quickly trying to point out all the reasons that it couldn’t be one of their own.

Hold onto your butts. Already seeing tons of comments about it’s Kamala who is refusing debates. Man, the spin is so crazy

Bro… The fuck… This comment nearly killed me. Totally stealing this and using it for other things, lol.

Work has been interesting so far. Not many of the huge Trumpers are discussing it and they discuss every time he cuddles out a fart. Most are saying they didn’t have the stomach to watch KuMALuh lie all night or the entire thing is rigged. There’s been one comment that her earrings were secretly devices to feed her the answers.

Banking on the following comments from the right, which they use for every artist’s endorsement:

They’re a has been washed up. Who even is this person? Guess I can cross him/her off my list I don’t even know who this person is, what does it matter? This won’t move the needle at all They should keep their options out of politics When is the last time this person has been relevant? Of course they would, all actors/actresses/artists are blue

Spin the ol wheel and let’s see what we land on.

The take aways, there are illegals getting sent to jail for trans surgery that are then sent out to eat cats and abort born children near the Keystone Pipeline so that billions and millions and trillions of illegals can enter everyday.

Honestly, this comment is a bit crazy and stupid, but then I remember what I just watched and heard.

Nail, here is the coffin.

Friendly reminder - don’t stop and go vote.

I can smell this area

Everytime I see an article about an artist that ordered a cease and desist, all the sudden music experts come out of the woodwork. “BuT THeY pAID fOr aLl thE RiGHTs aNd caN Do whatEver ThEY WAnt with IT”

It usually ends with “what a washed up performer anyways”.

Go back to your Kid Rock.

The guy could graffiti the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and say he had permission from a family, and his people would say it was totally okay.

And yet people are peeking through the window and wanting more from the magnificent one.

Immediately puts blame on the official; that they were having a mental breakdown - ya fucking right. These people deal with this on a daily basis. They have to tell people to not record, snap shots, and be respectful. The only difference is, some people just don’t know better - the people who maintain those grounds see it all the time and 99% of the time, people chill and follow the rules.

Ho ho ho, not here. Nope. It’s totally the official’s fault. They was being a crazy person and having a meltdown. This totally wasn’t someone being a disrespectful asshat. He wouldn’t dare do that.

They did the same thing when he rode a bike with… A bike helmet on.

I always thought it would be so cool to work in a skyscraper, like… 55th floor or something and just take a break to look out over the city. Then I realized that taking a break would probably get you fired.

Oh, and I bet people be banging all the time on those top level floors.

They changed out their bread too, didn’t they? Not in a good way like you’d expect because of the price change, but like, dough mixed with cardboard.

Back in the day, lunchables were the cool kid food. That and kid cuisine. Now, lunchables seem like what dumpster juices would taste like.