Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.
I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
Havin BBQ in the backyard,
Bombin Iraq in my heart,
Ate too many beans,
Now it’s time to fart.
Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.