My name’s Buck, and I’m here to party.

A lot of the jankiness is gone in the later games. DS1 feels really clunky after having played DS2 and DS3.

Same here. Evolution doesn’t work that way. It’s basically the opposite. Species don’t evolve to solve a problem, they evolve randomly and sometimes that solves a problem for them. Or sometimes, it pushes the species into a very narrow niche where its survival is ensured as long as the current extremely precarious situation they find themselves in doesn’t change.

Mmmm, you seek Heisenberg. Take you to him, I can!

It runs fine on Linux.

It’s true that most people wouldn’t know, and probably wouldn’t look that far into things before buying a game. Fortunately Steam’s refund policy is pretty good for this kind of situation.

They’re playing poker.

Hey Ma! It’s that weird fucking cat again!

Bernie has been on the right side of basically every political issue for over 6 decades, that’s why.

Either mine don’t have the coating, or I’m immune to it somehow.

Your math is wrong.

Ok maybe you’re not a fascist country, but you’ve been dipping your toes in the fascism pool for decades, just waiting for the water to be warm enough.

Rub some butter on their feet and have them carry a wrinkled potato around with them. Guaranteed to keep the flu away. For a cough, it’s potatoes on the feet and butter in the hands.

That was the Arecibo observatory

They’re like Maltesers

Which is kind of funny because of miscommunication, they thought they were naming a grisly bear.

It’s easy to say that, but the GOP already got their man on the inside there as well with Louis DeJoy.

Having friends and socializing is fun, but I don’t necessarily want to do it for 5 consecutive hours. Even at a party, it’s nice to take a break and let my mind rest for a bit.

Maybe you should think on that a little.

That’s the key here. People who were willing to pre-pay for the game ahead of time are clearly not the target of the DRM, and yet they’re the ones choosing to cancel their purchase. It’s not pirates complaining because they want to play the game for free, it’s people who were looking forward to buying the game.