seahorse [Ohio]
I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance
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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'English18·1 month agoI saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto The Onion@midwest.social•DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo UsersEnglish20·1 month agoSame friend, same. I ate it hard at first.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto Ohio@midwest.social•Raspberry Pączkis i made for my coworkers today4·2 months agoFor those who have never heard of these, I’m told its pronounced “ponch-key” or “putch-key”.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish2·2 months agoNo problem! Appreciate the tip
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish2·2 months agoI’m on desktop
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish7·2 months agoHe’s a jalapeno. On a stick.
(I’m too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto Ohio@midwest.social•Citizens rally against Elon Musk’s growing government influence at Lyndhurst Tesla (photos)3·2 months agoLYNDHURST, Ohio – A rally in the rain was held Saturday at the Tesla car dealership in Lyndhurst to protest what participants see as “unchecked and unregulated power” being granted to Elon Musk by President Donald Trump.
The peaceful assembly, dubbed “Stop Elon Musk,” took place from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Tesla on Mayfield Road. The Lyndhurst Democratic Club and other local organizations assembled more than 150 protestors, who lined the sidewalk with signs and banners voicing their views in front of the Tesla dealership. Musk is the billionaire CEO of Tesla.
Elon Musk is serving under Trump as a special government employee, running the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) that is trying to reduce spending at the federal level.
Their issue with Musk is he is not an elected official and stands to benefit from inside information and no-bid government contracts while also gaining access to sensitive data about citizens and businesses.
The event was co-sponsored by the South Euclid Democratic Club, Hillcrest Democratic Club, Solon Democratic Club, Progress NEO and Mobilize The Vote.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto Ohio@midwest.social•Protests outside Cleveland Tesla dealership3·2 months agoMy mom was at this protest in Lyndhurst. I grew up there.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmenEnglish47·3 months agoAmerican magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value
lmao
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And CryingEnglish13·3 months ago“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”
Traceroute traces packets by IP address so he’s “finding” the IP of the virus and then deleting that location which makes no sense because you can’t really delete an IP address.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on ChristmasEnglish34·5 months agoI’ve always wanted a “war on christmas” veteran hat
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto Ohio@midwest.social•Some nazis took a brisk walk today in Columbus111·5 months agoNah, just adding the iron front 3 arrows to it so other nazis can’t use the pic.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’English1·5 months agoGot it
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’English31·5 months ago🤯
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto The Onion@midwest.social•New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News NetworkEnglish23·6 months agoGot me. 100% plausible.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto Ohio@midwest.social•Springfielder here, where are my fellow fediverse Ohioans from?4·6 months agoCleveland area
Unfortunately, I also heard a couple dozen or so piss boys showed up to harass people.