seahorse [Ohio]
I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance
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Ohio@midwest.social•Ohio drivers under 21 will soon have to take driver's ed classes to get licenses
11·2 months agoI thought everyone needed to
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The Onion@midwest.social•Man Wears MAGA Hat to Airport to Let Flight Crew Know He'll Be an IssueEnglish
42·4 months agoRed Hats or Rainbow Hair. It serves the same function.
Rainbow hair like a clown wig so we know not to take them seriously?
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The Onion@midwest.social•LAPD Starts YouTube Channel for Rubber Bullet TrickshotsEnglish
53·5 months agoI legit had to check to see if this was the Onion when I read the headline.
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Ohio@midwest.social•Ohio food banks strain as Trump slashes federal aid programs
2·5 months agoThis also affects mutual aid groups like Food Not Bombs because we get lots of secondhand donations from organizations that get food from the food bank.
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Ohio@midwest.social•Class offers to help ‘flush out’ people ‘hostile to liberty’ in Portage County
3·6 months agoChecked out Gary Burden in the article and he’s a former army ranger and US military academy graduate. A registered republican of Portage county as well.
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Ohio@midwest.social•Class offers to help ‘flush out’ people ‘hostile to liberty’ in Portage County
4·6 months agoThey straight up say they want to remove “Communists/Marxists and terrorists” from communities
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The Onion@midwest.social•Trump Debuts Previously Undiscovered Way to Pronounce “Cinco De Mayo”English
2·6 months agoI no dust buster anymore!
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Ohio@midwest.social•~1000 People Showed up To Tesla Takedown Protests in Columbus Yesterday. Here's a Photo of Part of the Crowd
5·8 months agoUnfortunately, I also heard a couple dozen or so piss boys showed up to harass people.
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The Onion@midwest.social•Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'English
18·8 months agoI saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto
The Onion@midwest.social•DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo UsersEnglish
20·8 months agoSame friend, same. I ate it hard at first.
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Ohio@midwest.social•Raspberry Pączkis i made for my coworkers today
4·9 months agoFor those who have never heard of these, I’m told its pronounced “ponch-key” or “putch-key”.
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The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish
2·9 months agoNo problem! Appreciate the tip
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The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish
2·9 months agoI’m on desktop
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The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish
7·9 months agoHe’s a jalapeno. On a stick.
(I’m too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)
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Ohio@midwest.social•Citizens rally against Elon Musk’s growing government influence at Lyndhurst Tesla (photos)
3·9 months agoLYNDHURST, Ohio – A rally in the rain was held Saturday at the Tesla car dealership in Lyndhurst to protest what participants see as “unchecked and unregulated power” being granted to Elon Musk by President Donald Trump.
The peaceful assembly, dubbed “Stop Elon Musk,” took place from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Tesla on Mayfield Road. The Lyndhurst Democratic Club and other local organizations assembled more than 150 protestors, who lined the sidewalk with signs and banners voicing their views in front of the Tesla dealership. Musk is the billionaire CEO of Tesla.
Elon Musk is serving under Trump as a special government employee, running the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) that is trying to reduce spending at the federal level.
Their issue with Musk is he is not an elected official and stands to benefit from inside information and no-bid government contracts while also gaining access to sensitive data about citizens and businesses.
The event was co-sponsored by the South Euclid Democratic Club, Hillcrest Democratic Club, Solon Democratic Club, Progress NEO and Mobilize The Vote.
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Ohio@midwest.social•Protests outside Cleveland Tesla dealership
3·9 months agoMy mom was at this protest in Lyndhurst. I grew up there.
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The Onion@midwest.social•China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmenEnglish
47·10 months agoAmerican magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value
lmao
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The Onion@midwest.social•Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And CryingEnglish
13·10 months ago“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”













I see. Yeah I’ve had my license since I was like 16 or 17 so that’s just how I thought it was.